Selected news with commentary.
Scientists recently determined that men become depressed in their 40's; 44 to be exact. They've decided that this is due to the realization that we cannot be a Nobel Prize winner or General Manager or our company. Just when I thought that I'd come to grips with the fact that I may not ever be elected president, there's more to be depressed about.
Things that make you go "Hmmm!" I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to
move in with them.
Politics! A Senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China . After
a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to
China many times and never had to have one of those." I double-checked and sure enough, his stay
required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have
accepted my American Express!"