Selected news with commentary.
Scientists recently determined that men become depressed in their 40's; 44 to be exact. They've decided that this is due to the realization that we cannot be a Nobel Prize winner or General Manager or our company. Just when I thought that I'd come to grips with the fact that I may not ever be elected president, there's more to be depressed about.
Things that make you go "Hmmm!" Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose
your rest home.
Politics! A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New
York. " I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights
do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up
every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly!
Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally
offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" The reply? "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal".
