Selected news with commentary.
Scientists recently determined that men become depressed in their 40's; 44 to be exact. They've decided that this is due to the realization that we cannot be a Nobel Prize winner or General Manager or our company. Just when I thought that I'd come to grips with the fact that I may not ever be elected president, there's more to be depressed about.
Things that make you go "Hmmm!" Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Politics! A Senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China . After
a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to
China many times and never had to have one of those." I double-checked and sure enough, his stay
required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have
accepted my American Express!"
